"you are trash"
There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.
when you look into the mirror after a day at school
me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window*
*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*